(The Nerd picks yes and his own legs explode as he screams in agony.) The Nerd: Progessing toward the end of the game, you fight Diamond Dog, the first legitimately hard boss battle because he reflects almost anything you throw at him but if you make it through, you touch the fire spring which transports you to some dream where you visit your childhood home as a ghost and see yourself as a baby who exhibits some signs of telekinesis, I think? "To complete your trial, I am going to.. break your legs. Skylar:  Where did you learn to fly? (Goes to eBay and sees the ridiculously high prices for EarthBound) Oh, you son of a bitch. You can only go back in spirit  and even then, you'll be isolated inside your own world. Oh, I am so freaked out. EarthBound Transcibed: Onett. When they die they populate a graveyard. "No legs, no arms and no sound... Do you care if I take your eyes? You can use Escargo Express, which is a pick-up delivery service that can take the items off your hands to save them for you but everytime you call these bastards over, they only pick up three items at a time, so it's more messing around and jumping through hoops just to keep what you wanna keep. You never know so you do not want to die in this game because depending where you are, it can take maybe 30 minutes to get everybody powered up again when a simple reset would have done nicely like every other fucking game. What is this shit? Three whole minutes. Like your party members, all enemies have attributes and maximum HP and PP values, but they do not increase in level and get stronger. I THOUGHT IT WAS SHIT! Updated weekly with new items to inspire your nomadic spirit. The Nerd: A double image of a demon and a baby. "It's called EARTHBOUND. What? I gotta play it! I thought it was shit! The shark tooth is strangely red, unlike real shark teeth which are white. He has been told that he must not deal with humans, unless they are more than 85 percent compatible with himself. It's not very clear how he ended up here but what interests me is that you're fighting your own face. hopefully this will result in better returns and growth for him than youtube and finally there will be a way to support James without the need of having a constant stream of videos from mike and ryan talking rubbish about things they don't have a clue on. Your hands sweat all over the controller, your face gets hot, you might even stand up like I do. (The Nerd screams in agony as his arms explode and he begins to sing One by Metallica.) Ugh! Young Nerd: But... games are fun. Some say it was because of those smelly ads, but that couldn't have been the whole reason! (The Nerd scratches a monster on the page and sniffs, giving the same reaction he did to the EarthBound ad in the Nintendo Power episode.) You follow a hooker into a hotel room where a bunch of monsters gang up on you. "It follows on directly from ALIEN III and Ripley is in the lead again. The intro wording changed completely in localization to reflect new name changes and because Mother wasn't released outside Japan (although it was intended to, and eventually was), and it would be rather odd for a never-before-seen enemy to "strike back". Asshole! The Nerd: The idea of praying goes along with the idea that Giygas is the vague embodiment of evil, or the devil itself, which makes this whole battle feel like an exorcism. He's eventually joined by Paula, Jeff and Poo. So EarthBound must have been so bad, we didn't even get the other games. attack). 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You go deeper into your subconscious to a place where you touch the truth of the universe, and then fight your evil self in the form of a gold statue. Intentional or not, there is the distinct shape of a baby. It's more like a vague evil force that hovers over the world. The Nerd: I destroyed you. Any second now.. Any second now.. Ugh! Good night, sleep tight." Rigs: Yeah, Nerd! Now I'm starting to sound like a movie trailer and if I haven't already lost my mind, get this: The final battle takes place in a separate dimension, which exists as a metaphysical bus to transport Giygas from one life to the next so when Ness and his friends leave their bodies behind, they become travelling entities themselves. (Sighing) Well, since Ness is solo for only a small part of the game, that means the bike is pretty much worth jack shit. (Scratching the pizza and sniffing, letting out a groan in agony.) To revive them, you have to take them to a specific place, usually a hospital. "We had fun one snowy day. The Nerd: Hey! (A montage shows of Photo Guy dropping in to take pictures.) (The younger version of the Nerd comes and begins talking.). Continue! r/TheCinemassacre: This is Cinemassacre's official subreddit! So, it's a good game, maybe even a masterpiece. The Nerd: This really is one of the most fascinating dream stages I've ever played in a game. "I shall then take your arms and feed them to the crows?" I was a big fan of EarthBound when it was released in 1995. Shit Pickle: Shit pickle. Along the way, Ness will most likely be forced into fighting a bunch of enemies without the help of his friends which makes the whole process take even longer. Wouldn't it be so much easier just to do this? Well my HP is 0 so what could happen? You have to take a long hike to get somewhere else which defeats the whole purpose of teleporting. What I like to believe is Giygas is an eternal being who's reincarnated as Ness. 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